It isn't difficult to lose a job, especially for some people, who can't seem to keep a job no matter how hard they try. Sometimes however, keeping a job is no longer reasonable and you need a means of leaving with a bang. If you need to have some sort of a grand finale on your way out the door, then here are some great ideas.

THE BLUE URINE TREATMENT
- One of the most interesting ways to lose your job, but can definitely create a great laugh for yourself, is to make everyone that you work with think they have a major problem. If you work in a place where there is a shared water jug or you have access to the beverages that everyone drinks, such as from a drink fountain, add in some Methylene blue. Methylene blue is a chemical compound that when exposed to carbon dioxide turns completely blue. This means that you can add it to beverages without it changing the color, but once it is thrown up, or urinated out, undoubtedly the subject that consumed it will have blue urine. This of course can be quite hilarious. Most people however, aren't going to talk about this and will see this as a personal problem. Many will probably go to see a doctor, but by the time they finally make that appointment and get in the Methylene blue will be completely out of their system and there will be no traces of it left to incriminate you. As more and more people leave sick, come back to work with strange war stories, you can laugh yourself out the door.

BUCK URINE
- Definitely one of my favorite means of getting terminated is by creating an office wide stink bomb. If you have ever gone hunting before, you know how horrible buck urine smells. If purchased concentrated it is one of the most potent smells, which can be smelled from great distances away with only a few drops. Take the urine and place it within the ventilation systems before leaving the office. As soon as the air kicks on, the smell will quickly enter the room and create one of the most horrid smells imaginable. The best part is that it is also one of the most difficult smells to remove. This means that it will stick to clothing, furniture, the carpet, etc. The best part is if you sit in your car in the parking lot and wait for the action to come out into the streets. The smell is so strong that I have never seen an entire office stay put.

PRANK CALLS
- If you look on the internet, you can find VOIP anonymous phone calling services. Basically with these services you can prank call anyone you want using VOIP services. You can even type in whatever phone number you want, choose the character you want to talk, and type whatever message you want the character to say. They will then call whoever you want them to call with this message, it can be quite hilarious what happens next. To really enjoy this, start prank calling people all over your office with incredible lewd comments. One by one, you'll hear people laughing or complaining about the message that they just received. It can be incredibly funny to hear some of the reactions and no one will have a clue that you did it... except for you. But, just remember, this will most likely get you fired, as somehow, people will put together that you were always laughing your butt off whenever someone would get these phone calls.

There are numerous ways to lose your job, but you need to be creative in order to leave the job in an entertaining way that you can tell all of your friends about later.

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