Top tips on how to lose your job:-

1, Turn up late every morning with no explanation.

2, Turn up half drunk smelling of alcohol.

3, Phone in sick at least once a week.

4, Tell your boss he's useless at his job.

5, Pick an argument with every member of staff you talk to.

6, Take your break when ever you feel like it.

7, Take an extra hour for lunch with no explanation.

8, Go on holiday and turn up back to work 2 weeks after you should have returned.

9, Phone is sick and go on holiday.

10,Snog your bosses wife at the office party.

11,Let your bosses tyres down on his new Lamborghini.

12,Put super glue on the bosses chair, then own up that its you, after he's ripped
his best trousers.

13,Tell your boss he smells of B.O.

14,If you work on payroll, pay yourself and your favorite colleagues an extra weeks
wages.

15,Turn up everyday with your clothes creased and dirty.

16,When your boss is out, tell everyone else that you all had permission to leave an
hour early.

17,Lock your boss in the toilets and don,t let him/her out till the end of the day.

18,Tell your boss their breath stinks like your dogs backside.

19,Empty the petty cash tin and take your colleagues out for lunch with the money.

20,Tell the authorities your boss is committing fraud.

If all the above fail, just quit.

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