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How to lose your job ...

You get bored of your job and you want to lose it? Here's how:

1. Arrived late.Be sure that your boss came first before you. That's one grounds.

2. Always be the first person to shout, "Breaktime" and rush yourself to the front door. Make sure everybody heard including your superintendent.

3. When your manager ask you about the paper works, make an excuse. Have you ever tell your boss, "I'll do it later?". Then, say it as an excuse.

4. Make sure your boss saw you chatting with other personnel. One way or another, you might lose your job at once.

5. Asked for promotion always. Your manager may get irritated and fired you at once.

6. If your manager ask you for an over time, make a lame excuse. She's not dumb, she will ask you directly," Do you want to lose your job?". Its up for your reply.

7. Prepare yourself to go home thirty minutes before closing time or leave early before the closing time.

8. You want to lose your job right? You may tell this to your boss, "Have you eaten much lately?". S/he will reply, "You're fired."

Actually, I don't want to recommend above. If you don't want your job, make a resignation letter and try it in a professional way. You don't have to lose it by getting on your boss nerves, do it in rational way and in proper way. However, if you want to apply what I stated above, its hard to find another job with a black busted reference.

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