My priorities are a lil mixed up I think

I don't get excited much

But I just did.

Over a parking spot

The sad thing is that the feeling was authentic.

And I can't ever change that.

I have to live with that the rest of my life

And I hate that.

..............I.also.hate.wavi ng......................

But i did that today as well.

I told one of my friends that I wasn't going to wave anymore

I honestly think I've graduated from a full hand wave.

But it may have been a premature graduation.

Maybe I wasn't ready.

Maybe I need to go back and sit in on a couple more lectures.

Observe a couple of the popular kids a lil more

Because I totally waved at some people today.

And the reason I hated it is because of my roomate.

This lil guy waves so energetically with a loose hand.

And nothing looks funnier than a loose handed wave.

Fingers all smackin to and fro

Sporting a smile and being energetic

I just can't do it anymore.

But i did.

And now I have to live with that as well.

.......But.1.Thing.I.will.neve r.do................

is wear rubber dress shoes

But i imagine a guy who does.

And I'm not talking about rubber soles.

I'm talking Rubber soles, and uppers

Yeah... you guessed it...... them laceless joints...

This is the same guy who wears a tie that comes about 8 inches above his belt line.

Mainly because of factors due to the shape of his body.

The shape of a penguin.

And much like a penguin,

When this man might hear a sound behind him,

Being unable to turn just his head,

He would have to turn his whole body at the base

And do a complete roundabout

What a funny character to watch that would be

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