Only ten... okay. Just kidding, but we should really be nicer to people who have to deal with the public. I used to work with the public, and it was no picnic. Here's a SHORT list of what I wished I could say to some of the more rude ones:

1) I hear what you are saying, I just don't care.

2) No, my manager isn't here, but I'll be sure to let her know that you were an ass.

3) Thanks for the quarter tip. I sure won't spend it in one place, mister.

4) Yes, I could hurry up, but I'm being slow because it is national Piss You Off day and I'm really into this holiday.

5) Thanks for telling me I'm cute. Now I won't go home and kill myself.

6) Change your order again. I really like it when you can't make up your mind.

7) Welcome to McHell's. Would you like some saliva with your attitude?

8) I would rather chew off my own foot than tell you to have a nice day.

9) Leave. Now. Go. Now. Leave. GET OUT. Now.

10) Thank you for choosing our store. How may I kiss your ass for minimum wage today?

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