by Andrew Nostvick

Created on: March 13, 2007   Last Updated: May 09, 2007

Celebrities, we all know about them, we might not want their publicity, but we sure as hell want their money. How can we achieve celebrity status (and their money)? Well there are many things you need to be a celebrity.

1. Talent- Wow, oh hmm....Talent? Well most movie stars or singers have it. Why else would they have all that money? You need something that will set you apart from everybody else.

2. Connections- It's not what you know, but who you know. It helps to know people who can get you walking the red carpet, rubbing elbows with the hottest celebrities around.

3. Make a sex tape- Case in pointm Paris Hilton. Admit it, who heard of Paris Hilton BEFORE that tape?

4. Looks- If you're pretty, it increases your chances.

5. Paris Hilton- If you hang out with Paris Hilton, you'll get famous. Who heard of Nicole Ritchie before she hung out with Paris?

Just follow those things and you'll be trotting the red carpet, running from paparazzi, and frequently checking in and out from rehab.

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