by Daniel Cloud

Created on: January 23, 2011

Reptilian Theory of David Icke

The conspiracy theory that a Reptilian race of shape-shifting hybrid lizards rule the world and are bringing about the New World Order tops my list. The insanity of this conspiracy theory is surpassed only by the number of actual believers. This conspiracy theory presented by the controversial author and lecturer David Icke, is too interesting to pass up.

David Icke proclaimed he was the son of God after a psychic told him he was a supernatural healer placed on the planet Earth. In April 1991, on BBC's Terry Wogan show, he admitted this amidst a crowd and host that laughed to no end. Undeterred David Icke has written eighteen books that create a New Age spiritualism. The Reptilian theory is the center of his insane beliefs. Two reptilian humanoids that you and I know about are George W. Bush and Queen Elizabeth II.

David Icke has so many theories floating around that I'm surprised he can keep from slipping up. Some of his other theories are a collective conscious, the moon is a matrix UFO,  reincarnation to multiple worlds after death, most politicians are part of a global Satanic pedophile ring, and human beings resulted from a breeding program of aliens from the Draco constellation.

So, back to the main theory. Reptilians are the result of an ancient alien race, called the Anunnaki, interbreeding with one another and forming the Babylonian Brotherhood. The Reptoid Hypothesis as he so redundantly named it, puts forth a deeper jump into the original Draconian aliens. These reptilians live underground in caverns below the earth, walk upright on two legs,  and can shapeshift to look human at will.

The reptilians have also crossbred with humans for political reasons, originally creating hybrids when human women were raped in Biblical apocrypha. All reptilians also have a thirst for violence and blood, including ingestion.

I must say that David Icke's Reptoid Hypothesis mixes in with dozens of other insane theories; some I stated above. The question remains, is David Icke so far schizophrenic that he believes his own lies, or is he a superior con-artist that has created a "cult following" who spend their money on his compelling collection of theories with absolutely no evidence ever presented.

Or is the man really a prophet, protected by God, as he unveils the secret of humanity, and our slavery to alien reptilian overlords?

Here's my own little figurative take on how David Icke has managed to take every conspiracy theory you can possibly find, and rolled it up into a giant "conspiracy molecule." You can take that molecule and you can go any which way with a conspiracy theory, expanding on it and making the molecule a little larger. This molecule just continues to grow as new theories are added, making it larger and larger. The larger it grows, the more conspiracies you can connect (got us a larger "conspiracy molecule"). Somehow David Icke managed to make a molecule with hundreds (literally) of conspiracy theories. And now I have informed you the scary truth. We all now know that the Reptilians are at the center of the molecule, waiting to feed on us.

Sources:

Icke, David. The Biggest Secret: The Book that Will Change the World (1999)

http://www.davidicke.com

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke

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