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The world's funniest joke

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One night a boy and his girlfriend are out on a date. As the boy pulls into his girlfriends drive-way to let her out, she tells him to come over the next night for dinner and meet her parents. The boy agrees and the girl says to him that after dinner they will make love.

Well the boy agrees and as he is on his way home, he realizes, "This will be my first time sleeping with someone, so before I go over to her house I will have to stop by the pharmacy and buy some condoms".

The next day, young boy went to the pharmacy, and not knowing what condoms to buy, he politely asks the pharmacist for help. The pharmacist takes him to the condom isle and shows him all of the different condoms that he could buy. The boy finally settles on an economy pack of condoms, figuring that He might as well play it safe, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy is at his girlfriends house, and her mother asks him to say the blessing before dinner. The boy starts talking and keeps going on and on during the prayer. His girlfriend, wondering what is going on, leans to him and says " I didn't know you were such a religious person." The boy says back "I didn't know your dad is a pharmacist".

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