by Robert Wolf

Created on: November 28, 2010

Dear Santa, Please Grant My Wish

Dear Santa, this is little Jimmy

I'm sending you my list,

These are not every day wishes

So, I'm going to do my best.

Please bring a white chip for daddy

To remind him what AA is all about,

It's not a prize for all of his drinking

But to see if he can do without.

Please bring a coffin for my Uncle Joe

To remind him where he might be,

If he doesn't quit smoking soon

He won't be around for me.

And bring my sister a pretty wardrobe

She's been called, umm a floozy,

I don't know what that is or means

But I'm sure it's a doozy.

And last but not least, my mom

Can you bring her a bag full of kisses and hugs,

I don't have enough to make her stop

From taking all those dangerous drugs.

If you can grant my wishes Santa

You will certainly be the best,

I don't need anything for me

I couldn't ask for anything less.

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