by David Greenwell

Created on: November 16, 2010

So you wanna know some really bad jokes? Like the title says, "The World's Worst Jokes." I have plenty of those and more than happy to share them with you. So sit back, relax and let's begin...

(1) What's invisible and smells like carrots? Answer: Rabbit farts. (2) What's big, red and eats rocks? Answer: The big, red rock eater! (3) Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Answer: He had no body to dance with. (4) Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Answer: He slipped. (5) A new couple are kissing in the park. The young man stops and says, "look, I really like kissing you and all, but do you have to keep passing me your gum?" "Oh, that's not gum" she says. "I've got bronchitis! (6) What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? Answer: A stick. (7) Jack rushes to the emergency room after he got word that his wife was in a terrible car crash. When he arrives, the doctor approaches and says, "I'm sorry, Jack, but your wife was involved in a terrible accident and we're going to have to amputate both of her arms and one of her legs." "My God!" Jack cries. Then the doctor puts his hand on his shoulder and says, "I'm just kidding man, your wife just wanted to get you back for pulling a prank on her last week." (8) What did the rabbit say when he jumped on the turtles back? Answer: "Wee!" What did the fish say when he swam into the side of the bowl? Answer: Ouch! (10) Where was George Washington buried? Answer: In the ground! (11) What do you call a dog with no legs? Answer: Nothing. He ain't gonna come when you call him anyway. (12) What did the spider say when the centipede passed by? Answer: "Nice pair of legs, nice pair of legs, nice pair of legs, nice pair of legs..........(13) What do you call a deer with no eyes? Answer: No i-dear! (14) How do you stop two pit bulls from fighting? Answer: You don't! (15) Two apples are hanging in a tree. One apple turns and says, "Hey!" The other apple shouts, "Holy cow! A talking apple!

Well, I hope you enjoyed this portion of some of my worst jokes ever! I told you they were bad. Now go make someone laugh!

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