by Bruce Tyson

Created on: October 20, 2010   Last Updated: January 04, 2011

Just in case Obama gets re-elected in 2012, Joe Biden wants you to know that he will be back too. Great. In the unlikely event you have forgotten what Good Ol’ Joe is all about, here’s a brief review.

The ultimate Vice Buffoon

When looking for the most corrupt buffoon joke of a Vice President in American history, voters should look no farther than Joe “Plugs” Biden (known for his famous hair implants). From telling crippled Missouri Senator Chuck Graham to stand up, to his incredible strategy of having the nation go deeper into debt to get out of debt, few buffoons have risen to an office as high as the Vice Presidency.

Plagiarism

Almost anywhere in our society, the use of someone else’s work as one’s own is called plagiarism, an offense that causes serious disciplinary repercussions in school and throws monkey wrenches into careers. Online writers and those who write for print publications face banishment for plagiarism, but – if you happen to be a leftwing ultra liberal, ultra wealthy elitist thug, those rules don’t apply: Just ask Joe “Bite Me” (so named by General Stanley McChrystal). Plagiarism helped Biden qualify to be our Vice President. Publicly and without shame or remorse, Joe Biden was well known for using the words of British Labor Party president Neil Kinnock as his own during his failed stint as a candidate for the presidency.

In a remarkable string of blatant lies, Biden not only used the words of Kinnock as his own, he presented facts about Kinnock’s life and family as though they were facts about his own life and family.

Racist

Joe Biden was probably known best during the early days of the 2008 presidential campaign when he described Barack Obama as exceptional because he was a “clean,” “nice looking,” “bright,” and “articulate” African American. Such a racist attitude on the part of a conservative candidate would have forced them out of the public spotlight in shame, but in the case of Joe Biden, it is a qualification to be our Vice President.

Corruption

Joe Biden has been exposed as corrupt, using his position as a United States senator to gain payoffs for his son. He also has been linked to Tony Rezko, the same corrupt Chicago developer-thug that helped provide illegal support for Barack Obama.

Lies

The lies Joe Biden has told over the course of his career are voluminous, seeming to rival the lying percentages of John Kerry,

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