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Created on: September 27, 2010
Arguments are discussions that can occur for a variety of reasons, most of which will be forgotten soon after the argument. They can involve many topics, and can result in feeling euphoric or depressed. In order to minimize the fallout from an argument, make sure you have a worthy opponent. Arguing with someone who has been sleep deprived for over three days, has just had dental surgery, has just consumed a vast amount of alcohol, or recently entered the first grade, might not be the best candidate for an argument. That might be considered bullying instead of arguing. A worthy opponent is able to form complete sentences, can stand upright without wavering, and tie their shoes. Speaking the same language is also an asset, since interpreters often get flustered and cry easily. The following tips insure a positive result of verbal sparring:
- Always choose your opponents carefully, so you stand the best chance of winning the argument. People who already have an inclination they might be wrong are great adversaries, since it takes a short period of time to topple their defenses. On the contrary, if they are firm in their convictions and have direct eye contact with a gleam in their eye, you might be in for a longer battle. Avoid these people, unless you are proficient. Since becoming proficient requires practice, arguing will need to become a hobby. It's an inexpensive, portable, and available hobby.
- People you are dating, and want to break up with, are the best possible adversaries. You can pull out the stops, bring in the heavy artillery, and not only will you win at the argument, you will win at getting them out of your life. Best possible scenario! You acquire practice, hone your craft, and make room for a more compatible relationship.
- Relatives are decent adversaries, but be careful that they aren't too sensitive. You could damage future inheritances. You know all of their weaknesses and arguing could be relatively (no pun intended) easy, but make sure the argument is verifiable. Arguing over who left the top off the cookie jar is a waste of valuable time and effort. Arguing over who ran over the cat in the driveway is not. Siblings are usually the easiest relatives to argue with, since there's been a history of altercations. Sometimes just looking at them with an expression of disdain or smiling at inappropriate times can send them over the edge. Even if you feel as though you have an inferior opponent, the practice is still valuable for
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