by Kristina Brandt

Created on: September 21, 2010

TV Shows

Hey Dude,

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

I get Goosebumps just thinking about

Gargoyles and hey,

Where in the World is Carmen SanDiego anyway?

Maybe Inspector Gadget

And Bill Nye the Science Guy will

Figure it out.

Then after we’ll listen as

Clarissa Explains it All.

Perhaps she got Married . . . With Children,

Lots of little Rugrats,

Those Wild N’ Crazy Kids.

That’s a Full House

Because after all,

Family Matters.

But Life Goes On.

I remember hanging out with

Scooby Doo, Doug,

Pete & Pete, the Fantastic Four.

“What Would You Do?” they’d say.

“Do you have GUTS?

I Double Dare you,

Salute Your Shorts.”

Ah, Saved By the Bell.

Time for some California Raisins and

Some Ninja Turtle-soup.

Maybe we’ll have Lambchops for dinner tonight.

At the Addams Family,

Daria and Johnny Bravo had

Cow and Chicken with a little

Beetlejuice.

I saw them through Allegra’s Window.

They just remodeled it; a nice

Home Improvement if you ask me.

Hey, Where’s Waldo?

He’s Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper at

The Puzzle Place.

Oh Happy Days!

They’ll get the Ghostwriter to tell them

Tales from the Crypt about

Ahh… Real Monsters!

Come to think of it,

Ducktales would be better for

The New Kids on the Block.

Well I must be off.

Mr. Wizard is going to tell me about

The Legends of the Hidden Temple.

Maybe I’ll find it,

If the Price is Right.

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