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Created on: September 18, 2010
We're all aware of a 'Nairtini'. We've all seen Gossip Girl and we've all seen that young ladies can be incredibly vicious to one another especially over a guy - so much so, that they're willing to sink so low as to singe another girls' hair out of spite. It appears funny when it's part of a make-belief story line on TV, but it does not compare to anything when it happens to you. Now, I have to say. It has never happened to me. Fortunately for me (and very unfortunately for my friend) the carelessly and angrily thrown dollop of the hair-removal cream targeted for me, landed on Tia's golden hair. She was oblivious to what this cold cream actually was to begin with, but once it's familiar fumes fused into her nose, sheer panic took over and she ran to the bathroom screaming. Despite it only being in contact with her hair for less than a minute, the results were still devastating and she emerged from the bathroom her hair wispy and thin, sobbing her heart out.
And the perpetrator? Who else but Psycho-Kate!
The end of February was marked with an incredibly (and unlikely) warm day. Daffodils had emerged early that year signifying the arrival of Spring, and with the sunny weather came sunny smiles. Everyone seemed so content and at ease with the world. Well, everyone apart from Kate who seemed to stand in every corridor corner that I would pass with arms crossed like a petulant child and a miserable smile on her face. You'd think that a couple of months on and she'd be over it, but apparently not.
I ignored her, despite the fact that it was getting harder and harder to do so. The evil glares and petty whispers when I walked past were getting old, and it took a lot of my self-control not to reach for her throat and squeeze. Hard.
But I had promised Jamie I would behave myself and since he now seemed to cope with ignoring her so marvelously well, I thought I would have no problem doing the same thing.
That evening was my friend Mikey's birthday party. Considering his birthday was set at his lavish house, there weren't that many people that declined the invitation and pretty soon the entire house was filled with what appeared to be hundreds of people.
The party was amazing, and after we shooed out everyone we weren't particularly close to, the party truly started as we hung around the living room drinking
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