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Created on: August 30, 2010
God Takes Care of Children and Idiots
I live in a small town and in a very nice, quiet neighborhood. The town only has one Minit Mart, no chain restaurants, no grocery stores and no place to shop. I never dreamed I would ever live in a town this small, but twelve years ago, I made the move. This town is so small, everybody knows everybody and most are kin to just about everyone here. Although I have lived here for twelve years, I still don't know very many people. I know the people I use to work with, my neighbors, the people at the bank, people who work at the Minit Mart, and LP's family, but other than that, I don't know anybody. But, it seems like everyone knows me.
A couple of months after I had moved here, I went to cast my vote on election day. I was amazed at how short the line was because I had been use to waiting for an hour sometimes just to vote. When I got there, I think there may have been three people in front of me. I waited until it was my turn, then when I approached the lady sitting at the desk, I held out my identification. I didn't know the lady and I still don't know who she is, but she smiled and said, "Oh; there's no need to show me that; I know who you are." She pointed to my name on the list and said, "Just sign here." It has been like that for twelve years; everybody knows me, but I don't know them.
I remember the first week after LP and I had moved into the house. LP was working second shift, and I had an accounting job in a town about 35 miles from here. After work one evening, my next door neighbor, Tom, came over and welcomed me to the neighborhood. We talked for a couple of minutes and then he left. Tom looked like he was in his mid-thirties and he had a wife and a small child. All my neighbors seemed nice and although we were neighbors, we kept our distance.
Every day after work, I would come home; crank up the radio and work on getting the house in order. We didn't have a lawn mower at the time, so we hired a neighborhood kid to mow the lawn. I had noticed Tom's lawn was getting high, so I just assumed he didn't have a mower either. After the kid had finished with our yard, I suggested that if he wanted to earn some extra money, he should go next door and ask Tom if he needed his yard mowed. Evidently, Tom had a mower; he just hadn't used it in quite some time. Two
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