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When you live in a small town as I do many of your night are spent at Walmart. There is so many fun and interesting things to do at Walmart. Especially if you are underage and cannot go anywhere else.

Walmart is the best place in the world to people watch. Everyone goes to Walmart. You see some of the most interesting people coming and going. Everyone out of the wood-works makes it to Walmart eventually.

Another fun section to sit and people watch is at the condom isle. It is so funny to see people try to buy condoms so discretely. Usually any good Walmart will have a bench that is in clear view of the condoms. Pop a squat and enjoy.

Tag is always quite fun too. All you need is 3-7 teenagers with a imagination. This is best done during the early hours in the morning. Between 1 and 4 am seems to work best. Don't get me wrong I would strangle my children if I ever caught them doing this.

Is there really a better place on earth than the toy section? You can try them all out and just play. The bikes are the funnest. You must be sure not to get caught going too fast thought. They kind of frown on that.

Fell like having a fashion show? Why not walk the catwalk of Walmart? They have all the clothes you need. You could put on an entire show.

Above all I used to love the excuse of Walmart. I am going to Walmart to get whatever I will be back soon. 3 hours later you come back with a package of toilet paper and say "That place was so crowded." This is the best escape for any mom. Take advantage of the child free moment and enjoy your latte.

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