by atlrvr

Created on: March 03, 2007   Last Updated: May 09, 2007

Rating Paris Hilton (scale of 1-10)

Paris Hilton looks - 6 (skinny and what else?)
Paris Hilton escapades - 8 (for pure entertainment only)
Paris Hilton driving - 2 (those 2 are for being able to turn the car on)
Paris Hilton acting - 4 (Paris Hilton in House of wax 6, Paris Hilton in her home made video 2)
Paris Hilton pet owner - 3 (now dog should be subjected to those outfits)
Paris Hilton singer - 4 (at least she lovers her singing)
Paris Hilton fiancee - 2 (a 1 goes to the guy dumb enough to buy Paris Hilton a ring)
Paris Hilton lover - 1 (nothing says romance like chatting on the cell phone)
Paris Hilton event promoter - 10 (she's good at something)
Paris Hilton shopper - 10 (ok, she's good a two things)
Paris Hilton friend - 3 (eh, when its convenient)
Paris Hilton daughter - 1 (um...can you imagine if she was YOUR daughter)
Paris Hilton drunk - 10 (I guess you could say she is "good" at this)
Paris Hilton role model - 1 (I can't imagine letting my daughter know a person as shallow, reckless and self centered as Paris Hilton exists)

As you can probably tell, I'm not a big fan of Paris Hilton, but hey, at least Paris Hilton is a big fan of Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton - 2 (per Me)
Paris Hilton - 11 (per Paris Hilton)

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