Catching up with an old friend on myspace. For reasons later revealed my picture only shows my arms and chin.

Hey lil miss (old friend).
Did I spell that right?

Just checking out the old school and thought to myself "I know her"..

Your most likely engrossed with excruciating anticipation awaiting my leap from words to personification.

Undoubtedly unable to acquaint recognition with my elbows or lower facial portions, surely you must be baffled.I am not as yet ready to reveal this undeniably mysterious character hence forth, but intend to carry on with these seemingly highbrow ramblings in an attempt to amuse and allow your internal queries to continue unabated.

Please excuse this clandestine approach to regain familiarity, tis mearly a moment of boredom and this curious dialog is of much amusement. I only hope my insistent idiocies are of as such a disport for yourself as it is for me.

If so, allow me the honor to continue this regale.

Clues:

1) My mode of conveyance was a skateboard.

2) Do not ask me to recollect our shared classes as I am unable to retrieve said information.

3) I was adorned with lengthy hair to which later became shaved.

4) The inhalation of cannabis was a common occurrence for me back then.

5) I was not among the intellectuals, as you may have gathered from clues (1)&(4)

These are all the clues I am willing to reveal at present.
Should you be in a position were as you find my name of requisite indispensability I am obliged to direct you to a young lady formerly know as (mutual friend) for the replication you seek.

I shall await your retort,
(My Profile name):)

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