by Lime Red Tetrahedron

Created on: June 22, 2010

I still remember the day that I left to purchase a Windows Vista upgrade disk. Of course, owning Windows XP, I was excited to reap the benefits of Microsoft's latest innovation: Windows Vista at the discounted price that Microsoft affords its upgraders. I can see it like it was yesterday: the classy packaging at the store, the lineup (it was black Friday, so the stores were packed) and, of course, the cashier, who accepted my debit card with a smile. She asked me: "Are you sure you're ready for Windows Vista(R) Ultimate Edition?" I assured her with an air of confidence: "Yes, I believe so."

The wait to install this shining example of modern computer engineering - this shining gift from Microsoft - was almost unbearable. I spent hours in heavy traffic on my slow commute home, all the while eying greedily the gorgeous packaging of the Windows Vista Upgrade DVD. How lucky I was to have picked up this stunning piece of artwork - this chef d'ouvre - at the price I did! I will admit that I drove a little bit faster than was permissible that day, but, after all, who wouldn't? I couldn't bear the thought of waiting to upgrade my cherished PC with this gem!

I parked my car in the driveway, and dashed out of the driver's side door, trusty Windows Vista Ultimate(R) in hand. Fumbling for my keys, I clumsily opened the door. All the while my neighbors were watching my frenzied antics with delight. Knowing them, they probably knew what was happening - it was a similar scene when I first upgraded to Windows XP.

I sprinted into my computing room and fell into my office chair. With renewed vigor, I began unboxing the Windows Vista Upgrade Edition disk. Alas, my scissors were nowhere to be found! I resisted the urge to assume the fetal position and cry about the unfairness of life for just long enough to spot the scissors - they were in my right hand all along! The feeling of triumph that I had after opening the package was . . . beyond words. Glowing with anticipation and probably the radiation from my old CRT monitor, I shoved the disk into my trusty computer and crossed my fingers. And suddenly . . .

Nothing happened! What was going on? I sat there stunned for what must have been twenty minutes before I realized: the computer was turned off! Problem solved. I pushed the power button, and there it was, in its unfathomable glory - Windows Vista. The installer beckoned me to follow its gentle guidance. I consented, and was quickly whisked away to the realm of software installation.

By the time I came to, Windows Vista was already installed! I must say, the Aero Glass interface is stunning - it's just like real glass, except its not real. I was pleasantly surprised to see that Microsoft had expanded upon their collection of games, including the new hit "Purble's Place". This addicting game will surely keep anyone busy for hours, with its various levels of difficulty and high re-playability value. Sadly, my precious computer died a few hours later, but I will always have the comfort of knowing that it ran Vista in its final moments.

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