by Beat Spiccoli

Created on: June 16, 2010

We were born in the USA

Buy it now; put it on credit

Material girls never pay

Sign here and don't sweat it

Mosquitos won't give you AIDS

Just monkeys, needles, and a Dirty Dance

Sex is best when it's One-on-One

Or just keep that rascal in your pants

What more could you expect

In this land without a care

Everyone's politically correct

Call the Police if you dare

Oh so restless and so lonely

She really wants to hurt me

This Iron Maiden is ferocious

Her wrinkles are so precocious

She puts out the crimson light

Greets Mister G with the crimson scar

Love is in the radioactive air tonight

She coos and plays her national guitar

Dick and Don stroke their kitten

The Actor Zombie was bitten

Mister G, tear down this wall!

We'll live in peace after all...

As we grow up we won't fail

We live in the age of Get Your Wish

Ignore the taunts of the white whale,

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

I woke her up with my screams

This bout of nostalgia was a killer

Ghosts busting into my dreams

Like a grim fairy tale, a thriller

Just a dream is what they all say

My wife is trying to calm me

While I look at the ceiling and pray

She walks into the bathroom calmly

She wipes my face with a cool towel

But I see something in Christine's face

A hint of misery like a silent howl

She stands, goes to the window and waits

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