by Sikandar Khan

Created on: May 27, 2010

It's amazing how people can make can such a terrible joke-and laugh! Sometimes people make normal jokes, practical jokes all kinds of jokes and they don't even make any sense! Let alone make you laugh. I had a friend who is a terrible joker. One day,he comes up to me and says: "Do you know why giraffes have long necks?" I said: "No idea, ask God" He replied: "Because their feet stink!" And went into such a laughing frenzy, I didn't even know what to do! I'm also the kind of person who jokes a lot, but there's a limit to how bad a joke can be.

When someone makes a joke, they should keep in mind that if it's not funny they're just humiliating themselves. If you ever have to make a public announcement and in the same time, you make a VERY bad joke (like the one I told you), imagine you laugh really hard while everyone stares at you...won't be very very pleasant would it? Keep in mind that I am not writing this article to cause any offense to people who make bad jokes, it's just that sometimes, it can get a bit embarrassing. Some of these kind of jokes are:

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing - apples don't talk!

 What do you call a pickle that draws? A dillustrator.

 What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill.

 What kind of tree grows in your hand? A palm tree.

 Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? He wanted to go bear foot.

Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!

 Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him ?To see how long he slept.

 How can you use a lighthouse, rose trellis, windstorm, dune, and Halloween costume to create something tasty? Make a beacon, lattice, and tornado sand witch.

These are some very, very famous and very, very bad jokes. I, as a joker feel sorry for the people who make these kind of jokes. They aren't doing anything but embarrassing themselves and that's no problem to others, but it 's just making others people consider them weirdos. So please if you're one of these people for my sake and the sake of all joke lovers...make some good jokes. Search the internet, read newspapers, magazines, comics etc. All these have some good jokes in them.

Thanks!

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