by Shaun Wing

Created on: May 11, 2010   Last Updated: May 12, 2010

Election 2010

Below is a few anecdotes that has made me realise why a 'hung parliament' IS necessary? 

(We will) hardwire fairness into British society." Nick Clegg. Nonsensical tripe from Ming Campbell's diary, the same day his BT broadband was installed. 

"We aren't making you any promises, that is why you can trust the promises we are making." David Milliband, (epitomises why he has a bright future in politics) 

"Brothers and Sisters......;" this is how Harriet Harman opening her speech to the 'Black' voter. Yes, it is on YouTube, fifty seconds in. bringing shrieks of incredulity and a chorus of groans and winces; she carried on haplessly stating she is called Harriet Harman in a slow deliberate manner. Yes, they all understand English, Harriet; hence, why they groaned. 

In the first TV debate, the backdrop resembled a huge game of 'Jenga.' Very apt. - Welcome to Cleggmania. Everyone agreed with Nick Clegg, regardless what he said; but five minutes later realising it was all meaningless. 

Duffygate - "Brown is feeling chipper." This was a genuine BBC News feed after Brown's private 45 minute one on one with Gillian Duffy. Duffy supposedly skipped off to Canada after the episode of being called the 'bigot women;' won't here from her again. 

Jacqui Smith - ex Home Secretary looking as if she had been slapped with a wet kipper after loosing her parliament seat. Now she has to buy her own porn. 

Joan Ruddock addressing a group of business people in Glasgow. "I love being in Scotland. I think of it as my second home." She has a home in Wales too. Ahem, no doubt been flipped like a pancake! 

Nick Griffin the BNP Leader made it very clear to Jeremy Paxman while being interviewed briefly on an early Sunday morning slot, that the BNP shared the same policies as Nick Clegg's Liberal Democrats. The death knell for Clegg being Prime Minister chimed, proving the exit polls correct. 

David Cameron claimed to have spoken to a 'black man;' live on one of the TV debates. He made out he was his best friend when dealing with an immigration question. He's obviously moved on from hugging hoodies. Yet all front-line Tories look as pasty as the bureaucratic photocopier in Whitehall who hasn't seen the light of day since John Major mistakenly left a window open, after shouting at a Bus driver asking how Middlesex were doing in the cricket. 

As one battle-weary civil servant said: 'If; you want to send a message, write a letter: laws

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