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Created on: May 10, 2010
The Groundhog and the Camel
Hail to thee, o noble groundhog!
Valiant, staunch, serene profoundhog!
You and your shadow mumbo-jumbus
Are quite as famous as Columbus!
O’er parched plain the camel schlumps
With baggage heaped upon its humps.
Should rain turn sand to seas of mud,
You couldn’t go, but camels cud.
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