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Humor: Dandelions

by Abe Sanz

Created on: April 29, 2010

Here is the unforgettable truth behind the true meanings of a flower that is commonly named as a weed. In its trued beauty a Dandelion could be quite appealing to some despite its misconception of origin. Go ahead and ask for them at your local flower shop and see the vast variety of colors they have to offer. You will immediately become baffled by the array of its unique appeal. The Dandelion is not like your average Rose or Carnation but when placed side by side you come to realize that it is like a hybrid of the two.

 However, there is no comparison to the love behind buying a flower quite like a Dandelion. On the other hand a dozen Carnations might cost you a few extra hours a week of work. But nothing says friendship like a gifting a few dozens Carnations to your BFF or your Mom. Although, when it comes down to your sweetheart and showing the significance of love then you want to spend big. Spending on Roses is priceless despite the fact that a dozen of Roses will cost you the same amount of hours plus overtime. So next time you see yourself facing a decision at your local flower shop go ahead and choose a Dandelion.

 Now knowing these facts and seeing how beautiful Dandelions look behind a glass refrigerator door. The unforgettable truth becomes revealed, just remember that you risk the next available seating during the pre-sale of season ticketing. That is preposterous when you can buy Dandelions at a lesser price for free. Hell, why shop at a flower at all and risk season tickets so regardless what they say, Dandelions are free in all 50 states. It is also a legal form of weed and it is still useful for when you want to spread your wealth around in other places and still impress your lady with beautiful foliage.

 A Dandelion can really put a smile on everyone faces just ask any kid at a park who just been denied ice cream by it parent. It also say homeowner, suburbs and for some health living. They grow wild around your neighborhood lawns so next time do your neighbor a favor and pluck a few off his front lawn. There is a possibility that his wife demises their appeal and has been nagging at his foot to mow the lawn so chances are you will be doing them a favor. So if you are a cheap date and your girl looks somewhat cheap then go ahead choose the Dandelion, she will thank you for it after you saved your money and taken her to the Mall.

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