by Tony Teets

Created on: February 25, 2007   Last Updated: May 14, 2007

As his mummy was sleeping,
He crept on his knees,
so he would not make a sound,
while he took the cheese.

He opened up a jam jar,
and to the fridge he swam,
to grab a big pot of,
green american ham.

The ingredients were put together
mixed and stirred and merged
but then he tripped over
and the sandwich was submurged.

His mummy came downstairs
he said mummy I know you disallow
me to eat at midnight
she said go to bed right now.

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