by Donald Finley

Created on: April 21, 2010   Last Updated: April 22, 2010

Global warming is one of the largest and most widespread hoaxes ever perpetrated upon mankind.  Credit goes to the infamous Al Gore, who has made more money telling lies than likely anyone in world history.  When he left the Vice Presidency in 2001, having lost his Presidential bid, he found himself without a job, and with zero private sector experience.  He was unemployed and unqualified to do anything but hold public office, and the public had just rejected him continuing to do so. 

Now, less than ten years later, he has made well over $100M touting doom to the planet because a few rogue scientists see doom in anything they look at.  They are the same types who tell you everything causes cancer, but the opposite of everything also causes cancer. 

Still supremely unqualified to do anything, Gore rakes in millions all across the world and has become the recognized planetary spokesman.  He is not a scientist himself, and is far too wealthy now to spend a night in a Holiday Inn Express, so how has he managed to convince world leaders, corporate giants, and entire nations that global warming is true?

One thing Al Gore is good at is public speaking.  Campaigning was his life before global warming, so he has experience as a politician and has learned how to spin facts to his benefit, which many people equate to being an accomplished liar.  He started back when he invented the Internet, remember? 

When the worst snow storm in decades blankets the U.S. eastern seaboard, he says it's all caused by global warming.  When a cold front sweeps across the entire nation, dropping temperatures to dangerously low levels and setting hundreds of records nationwide, Al Gore again says it's all caused by global warming. It has taken ten years for many people to catch on, but only recently has the absurdity of his words started to register. 

He is a Nobel Peace Prize winner.  He shared it with the U.N.’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.  Remember them?  These are the guys who recently admitted they made it all up, and systematically falsified data supposedly proving global warming. 

Gore, of course, said it was all based on solid science and his partnering scientists’ lies didn't change anything.  He won an Oscar for his documentary film, “An Inconvenient Truth”. 

The LA Times said Hollywood “sanctified” Gore's message (and greatly enriched

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