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Are You As Perfect As You Should Be?

Don't make the mistake of thinking you look alright the way you are. Lately there has been a lot of talk about loving yourself for who you are on the inside.

Don't be confused by these mixed messages. Just open the pages of any fashion magazine to see what's really important. If you don't look like the women in magazines or on television, chances are there is something wrong with you. Most likely you need to improve your appearance with excessive plastic surgery. If you're not sure whether or not you're ready to go under the knife you need to answer the following questions?

Do you have that "airbrushed" look?

Do your breasts resemble watermelons in any way?

Do you look sexy in the latest teen fashions?

Do you spend more time thinking than exercising?

Do you feel confident when you are mud wrestling in a string bikini?

Do you have what it takes to win a beauty pageant?

Is your daily calorie intake higher than your I.Q.?

Is your dress size above zero?

If you answered either yes or no to any of these questions it's most likely you need immediate plastic surgery. If you don't have a credit card perhaps you could win a place on a reality television show and receive a free body overhaul.

Some women fund their plastic surgeries by working as strippers in night clubs, others befriend rich old men who are happy to lend a financial hand. Just remember where there is a will there's a way, and something as important as looking good should not be ignored.

Don't fall into the trap of stopping after just one surgery, there's probably a lot more wrong with you than you think. Remember to set goals, such as, I will look like a Barbie in two years, or, I will increase my lip and breast size with each birthday.

To make the world a better place, you need to start with yourself. Sure there are mental and health risks involved, and at times the pain will be excruciating. But you owe it to yourself and everyone around you to be as close to perfection as possible, because that's what true beauty is all about.

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