by The Real American

Created on: March 08, 2010

Let's be honest, women don't seriously want sexual parity, or true equality with men…. Why, in God’s name, would they ever desire to honestly go backwards? Particularly, if they’re as smart as they, most certainly, claim! Let’s compare apples to apples in this ill-formed debate and have done with it. This foolish war between the sexes has gone on quite enough!

Women have often laid claim that men factually, tyrannically, and violently rule the world… and yet, nothing could be further from The Truth! When Adam and Eve were in the “Garden of Eden,” who honestly listened to whom? Did Darius rule, as king, over the empire of Babylon; or was it honestly, Esther, his queen? Both: Ancient Greece and [their enemy] Troy were clearly held hostage to Helen; and Cleopatra ruled over two succeeding Roman Caesars!

Our history books are filled with thousands of just such numerous examples. Nor, are men in themselves the most violent or harshest of political rulers! Not, when compared to Jezebel, Mary - Queen of Scots, or Tsarina Catherine of Russia….

The Truth is that, behind every strong man, usually stands an even stronger woman… and - if she can’t [honestly] find a man to take the fall, and bend over backwards, to do it for her – then, she’ll gladly step up, to do it herself! Elizabeth of England was just such a lady.

However, in the backwater world of normal women and men, women honestly don't fare any worse! The frequently work at the choicest of jobs in offices with air conditioning and heat, while simultaneously demanding the same pay as the men alternately: baking and freezing outside… and, quite honestly, they usually do [eventually] get it. Though she might not be my wife, her husband is often someone I know and perhaps even like… thus, as their Manager, we're often forced to naturally oblige!

In the meantime, after all of that incessant complaining, most women pocket both paychecks anyway offering us some excitement and a certain reasonable individual allowance. So any true-disparity of incomes, falls decidedly on the shoulders of most men! Let’s be honest, Ladies we're talking facts.

They get free entrance to bars, and free drinks at the counter until ten, or even [sometimes] eleven. Decent guys will always pay for the dinner and night out on the town. Nor, can I imagine [most] men buying jewelry for any other reason then staying in a certain ladies good graces… it’s not very functional, after all! Most of us are nothing, if not practical.

While many of us men get: trials, tribulations, and even tickets; women get by [often] on a wink, nod, or even a smile. Men, for the most part, are usually pitiful – in all of the sexual abuses we take. And yet, we would gladly do it all over again… because, we absolutely adore them and can't honestly get enough of their attention!

We are, mere, slaves to that overall sexual adoration, as surely as, moths flying into a hot flame! The problem is that all of them [honestly] know it, and they are often as cruel and realistically unmerciful, as they are wont to claim we are. It is hard to be objective when experiencing it in your own life. Thus, I would council [you] men to watch another man interacting with his wife! See, if it isn't so? The answer might surprise you.

Therefore, enough on this foolish war between the sexes! I'll pick you up at eight, and dinner is on me. Could you wear that slinky outfit? You know The One.

   

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