by Seraphim Patriot

Created on: February 21, 2007   Last Updated: March 19, 2008

IBPS, And Its Contribution To Our End

Months before Hillary Clinton's bid for the presidency, I wrote Hillary a letter. In summary, my letter told her, that not running for the presidency would be selfish on her part. I noted to her, that despite her personal feelings about taking the hot-seat, we as a nation needed her more than she needed a comfy career in the background. I compared the issue as being like Superman, being granted abilities by God, to serve a grand purpose. Is it not the responsibility of Superman to use those skills in a fashion most beneficial to the human race as a whole?

So yes, I was a little excited to learn that she had an eye for the seat. I was pleased at the aspect of our Nation attaining a president who was extremely experienced, rational, and level headed. I deeply felt that her unwavering voice in the face of crisis could quite possibly regain our global status as being the widely visible example of peace and prosperity. Currently we serve as an example of policy failure.

But alas! A new social disorder threatens Hillary Clinton's chances of becoming Commander and Chief! I call this disorder, the "Itty Bitty Penis Syndrome", or IBPS. Symptoms of this social disorder include concerns of her validity as a canidate because of her "choice" of gender. I find, that the threat level of this disorder is relative to the choice of media that the average American chooses for their source of information. Unfortunately, I was reminded of why I rarely speak of the issues at hand with another human being, especially in the concerns of politics.

I was really excited with the prospect of Clinton becoming president. In fact, I was so excited, that I decided to spark up conversation with my fellow colleagues, ( both male and female alike). Almost all moaned at the aspect of Clinton becoming president. One young lady noted to me, that "America was not ready to vote for a female president." A logical, objective opinion, based of observation? I wished it so. I learned later from her that she wasn't ready to vote for a female president. That's right! IBPS can effect women too!

I constantly hear the woes over the web concerning Clinton. Most are rather convinced that, if she were to be elected, we would surely see the four horsemen. I asked for reasons. I asked for their issues with Clinton's policies, or at least something that would tell me that they indeed did their homework. I figured that if I was indeed foolish and ignorant about my views on Hillary,

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