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If there is one celebrity that does not deserve to be considered one, its Paris Hilton. Now set aside the fact that she doesn't really know what its like to earn a dollar (Nice try with 'Simple Life', but no cigar sweetie). Let's focus on one thing: what have you done for me lately?

Not, persay, on a personal level. I don't expect any celebrity to come and do my laundry, but I do expect them to have some quantity of entertainment value. Paris Hilton is like a car accident: you don't really want to see it, but yet you still slow down while driving and end up rubber-necking.

Money is the only thing Paris has on her side, and money is what draws people in like flies to a Bug Zapper. Her looks are average, even bordering on fake, her acting talent is akin to nails on a chalk board, and likely she has as many friends as money can buy.

If you are to rate Paris on a scale of 0-10, with 10 being the highest, I'm sorry to say dear Paris, that you are scraping that zero. But yes, I too will read that next tabloid with the latest picture of your partying 'till you drop on the cover.

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