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Will Sarah Palin sink or swim as a Fox News contributor?

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by Lj Jaime Cordle

Created on: January 15, 2010   Last Updated: January 16, 2010

Sarah Palin will, I believe, prosper on Fox News. She will earn millions. She will be successful in the field for years and years to come.

Why not? She is a cute woman. I certainly enjoy looking at her! The fact that she is an airhead is not important. There are many, many successful male and female airheads from both the right and the left on television and on radio. 

At least Palin, in addition to being pleasant visually, is comic and entertaining.  Many of the jerks currently in positions similar to that which she will occupy have nothing to offer other than their stupid, cretin observations.

But – there is more! Many of us enjoy watching her because she is so typical of the age – so inconsistent, so illogical, so anti-intellectual. Why would she be so anti-intellectual? Most likely because she has the brain power of a muffin.

Many of us who grew up in the West knew girls such as Sarah Palin really well during our college days. Everyone helped them and wanted them to succeed because they were just so darn cute and vivacious. At the same time, they were so terribly lost and inept at everything remotely serious. 

I see so many of my ex university classmates in Sarah Palin. Most of them went on to marry doctors or accountants or lawyers, have children, and forget the times when they were young, vibrant and in great demand.

Of course, they always cherish the never attained ideals of virginity until marriage, learning enough to contribute to the well being of others and living a life which goes beyond serving their own narrow and selfish interests. And, of course, they pass nothing of value onto their children.

What of value has Sarah Palin passed onto her children?

Sarah, Sweetheart, you have great ability in regard to relationships, in regard to making people feel comfortable and all warm and fuzzy inside. Why don’t you please use this ability to accomplish something really important for the citizens of this country. The United States needs efficient health care for everyone. 

The United States needs meaningful and relevant education for everyone.  Come on, Sarah. Study the issues. Forget about right and left. Start thinking about people. 

So, YES! I believe that Sarah Palin will be a great success. Come on Sarah.  Study diligently and try to ponder and reason a bit more. Try to think how you can contribute to the advancement of your country and to humans in general. Try to extract your head from within your bottom.    

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