1. Send multiple emails each day to everyone in the company. Make sure to include plenty of spam, 'naughty' pictures, and as many vulgar phrases as you can think of.

2. 'Accidentally' hit your boss' car in the parking lot. Drive away and don't tell anyone. Make sure the security cameras caught you, though. For good measure, after you hit your boss' car, back up and hit it again, just to make sure that you did a thorough job.

3. Show up totally drunk to your next company function. Make sure that you get even more drunk as the night progresses. Extra points if you ask you boss' son or daughter if they are eighteen yet, because 'they are looking damn fine!' This should be done in front of your boss.

4. Photo-shop pictures of your boss so it makes it look like they are participating in a donkey show. Hang these pictures in the break room.

5. Use your company's meeting rooms as a place to sell drugs. I know it sounds strange, but it's been done... If someone comments on the strange appearance/smell of your 'clients' get offended and ask the complainer if they have looked in the mirror lately.

6. Call in sick to work for a week straight. Come back tan and happy with a bunch of pictures of you and your family on vacation. Make a point of showing the pictures to your boss.

7. For the next pitch-in, bring special brownies. Make sure everyone but you eats as much of your special brownies as they can, then just sit back and enjoy the results.

8. Come into work two hours late totally drunk. When your boss comes to talk to you about being late, pull out a bottle of tequila and ask if they want a shot.

9. Use your company phone to call 900 numbers. Make sure you talk for at least an hour on each call.

10. Download as many things as you can on your company computer. Make a game of seeing how many viruses you can download in one day.

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