by Ruxspin

Created on: February 18, 2007   Last Updated: May 04, 2007

Screw Southern Hositality... Lets talk southern tipping

Its a fact. Southern people (most anyways) do not know how to tip. This a disgusting reality I have come to learn after working as a waiter at a nearby resturant. Everyone should know to tip at a percentage of the bill. If you get bad service, you give 10 percent. NO LESS. Servers will talk about you, and REMEMBER you! If you get good service, 15 percent, great service, 20 percent .

So, if you came to my resturant and spent $50, you would leave me $10. If I didn't wait on you, and it was bad service on $50, you leave $5. See folks, its not hard. If it is hard clutch your middle school diploma and attempt communicating with the arithmetic gods, and then ask them why you are a Janitor.

If you can't leave a tip that is actually a tip, go to McDonalds. You are not a civilized human being, you have no right to procreate, and you deserve to be encoutered with all the jerks that you meet in your life.

Sorry I was so mad guys. I will retain that in the future.

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