by Gary Betts

Created on: December 21, 2009   Last Updated: July 18, 2011

Tiger's dreaming of a Christmas,

Just like the ones he use to know,

Where he had strange sex,

And sent it all on text,

And kept his wife's radar low.

Tiger's dreaming of a Christmas,

With every support check he writes,

May Elin's days be merry and bright,

She told Tiger to get out of her sight. 

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