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Humor: Dog behavior

by Tiffany Sewell

Created on: December 17, 2009

A Day in the life of the Labradoodle named Molly

6:00 a.m.- Mom's alarm is going off. I really like laying right where she has to step down to get out of bed. I really like the little surprised noise she makes when she steps down and feels my mop of fur under her feet, and then stumbles to try to avoid stepping down too hard on me. Yep, today is going to be a good day.

6:15 a.m.- Better go lay by the bathroom door until mom gets out of the shower. I wouldn't want to miss her when she first gets out. She always seems to miss spots, and needs me to lick her legs clean. I also need to be there for her to trip over me in the dark closet when she opens the bathroom door. I surely can't miss that.

6:30 a.m. -Time to wake up my brother, Deuce. He is lazy. He would lay on that dog bed all day if he could. I better lick his face for 5 or 10 minutes to make sure he is good and awake, that way he doesn't miss out on breakfast.

6:45 a.m. -Breakfast! I love breakfast! I love it, I love it, I love it! Mmm, yummy yummy dog food. Can't let Deuce eat any. Gotta eat as fast as I possibly can so that Deuce can't eat any. Oh, here comes that pesky little cat! Gotta chase her! Forget breakfast, I gotta chase that cat! Wait, Deuce might get some food, better get back to eating my breakfast.

7:00 a.m.- Mom's getting her purse ready, and getting her shoes on. It must be about time to go outside. I love going outside! I love the birds, I love the leaves that blow...Oh, there goes that cat! Gotta chase that cat!

7:15 a.m.- Yippee! The outdoors, and mom is pulling out of the garage. Yes! I can do whatever I want. I can dig holes, I can play with sticks, I can take a nap under the pine trees, I can destroy papers that blow into the yard. There is that cat watching me from the window. I hate that cat. She gets to stay inside all day, while me and Deuce are out here. I hate her. I can't wait til' mom gets home so I can chase that stupid cat.

7:30-5:30 p.m.- Leaves, leaves, sticks, ball, CAT!, OOH, a mouse under the shed! Leaves, wrestle with Deuce, wrestle wrestle, tag your it! Leaves, leaves, sticks, garbage! Stupid cat watching me from the window...grrr.

5:30 p.m. Moms home! Yes! I love mom! Let me in, let me in! Look how high I can jump! Look, I can jump so high! Look at my muddy paws! Silly me, I got my paws all muddy! Oh let me in, let me in!

5:35 p.m.- Yippee! I'm in, I'm in! I must run as fast as I possibly can through the house. I must put these muddy paw prints on as

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