by Cynthia Tavares

Created on: November 29, 2009

The liberal media has effectively conditioned the United States people to fear mere words. Liberals, as a united mass of wasted DNA, have made YOU fear offending someone and have made YOU feel ashamed for standing up for what you believe in.

Fear has begun taking priority over the truth. We will take a look at the "true" title of what someone or something is, vs. the "non offensive" version, guaranteed to make ANYONE feel good about themselves.

CRIMINAL = Unsavory Character (We can't have a rapist or a thief feeling bad about themselves can we?)

ALCOHOLIC= Anti-Sobriety Activist (Because alcoholic sounds too "unsavory")

To be WRONG= is to be Differently logical. (It is unfair for one person to not feel equal to the other after all)

UGLY= Aesthetically challenged. (It might hurt someones feelings if you call them ugly)

RACIST= Genetically discriminatory (everyone hates being called a racists. It hurts too many feelings)

PERVERTED = Sexually Dysfunctional (Its easier to feel sorry for someone when they have a dysfunction)

PREGNANT = Parasitically challenged (Just in case she doesn't know she is growing a baby inside of her)

FAIL = Achieving a deficiency (To say someone "Failed", MIGHT hurt their feelings)

FAT = Differently weighed (After all, when someone makes a diet out of Little Debbie snack cakes, hot dogs and chocolate milk, it isn't right that they get called FAT and have their feelings hurt). Maybe we should start calling fat people "Adipose enhanced individuals".

PROSTITUTE/WHORE = Sex Care provider (Because "Whore" would just make her feel insecure and bad about herself).

WORST = Least best (Instead of saying that little Johnny did the WORST on the team, in order to not hurt his feelings, the coach now says "Little Johnny did the Least BEST")



Phrases:

She is not cold or frigid. She is THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE.

He is not unsophisticated. He is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.

He is not quiet. He is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.

No one fails a class any more, he's merely "PASSING IMPAIRED."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He or she is "ENERGY DEFICIENT."

No one's tall anymore. They are "VERTICALLY ENHANCED."

Her boobs don't "Sag". They have simply lost their "VERTICAL HOLD".

*Remember that old adage "If it walks like a duck, and it talks like a duck, then it must be a duck"?
The liberal media and its followers would rather you say "Its an avian variety of the duck persuasion". Just call the damn thing a duck, folks. Would you be wrong?

The spinelessness of the American People is repulsive at best. If someone happens to say what they mean and mean what they say, without referencing the feelings of others, then they get ostracized. The subjective party becomes offended. What is so wrong with saying "I'm OFFENDED that you are so easily OFFENDED"? It's time to grow a pair, and get up off our knees. Can we try that for a little while and see what happens?

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