by Trent Lorcher

Created on: November 26, 2009   Last Updated: December 07, 2009

Get into the mind of Jessica Simpson with the best Jessica Simpson quotes of all time.

On Her First Kiss

"My first kiss was when I was 14. I could tell it was coming because Jason picked up a handful of mints. We had been going out for over a year, so it was really special."

Jason must have mixed emotions about Jessica revealing this tidbit. On one hand, he can brag to his friends that he kissed Jessica Simpson. On the other hand, it was extremely dorky - it took him a year of going out and a handful of mints to muster up the courage and seal the deal. Note to Jason: Tell everyone that Jessica made the whole mint/year thing up as an attempt to be a "regular girl" who had to go through the awkwardness of puberty to make her likable, and that in fact it was the most romantic kiss she's ever had.

On Her Movies

"I don't want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star."

I hope Jessica didn't lose any sleep worrying about whether or not people thought she was trying to act or be a movie star. Most are thinking about something completely different when they see her in a movie.

On Perseverance

"I wanted to give up, but my family kept me going."

Jessica was actually turned down for a part on the Mickey Mouse Club in favor of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Her "courage" in pressing forward pales in comparison to the fact she actually wanted to quit for being cut from the Mickey Mouse Club. Jessica, it's a mouse!

On Nick Lachey

"After 9/11 I knew that I never ever wanted to be away from Nick ever for the rest of my life."

Nick Lachey became one of many men to use the 9/11 angle to score himself a hot chick in 2001.

On the Divorce

"After three years of marriage and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways."

As with most Americans, Jessica and Nick forgot all about 9/11 as soon as trouble arose.

On Parenthood

On her dog Daisy: "She goes with me everywhere. It's preparing me to be a mother I think."

Jessica, don't think. Lugging Fido around in a crate, scratching its chin, and feeding it table scraps is not preparation for motherhood. It does, however, make for interesting conversation fodder for a reality TV show.

On Beauty

"Natural beauty is really happiness with who you are. If you like who you are on the inside, that'll come through on the outside."

Jessica becomes one of many hot, young actresses, with no belly, large breasts, and perfect curves to lecture her fans on "natural beauty." Let me guess ... all we have to do is believe in ourselves and who we are, and we can accomplish anything we put our minds to.

On Success

"Just believe in yourself and who you are and that you can accomplish anything if you put your mind to it."

I suppose having no belly fat, large breasts, perfect curves and "natural beauty" probably doesn't hurt either.

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