The Thanksgiving meal is over and the food is in the fridge.

The Aunts are in the dining room dealing up a game of bridge.

"It's a time-honored tradition!" I bark to my wife,

She shrugs in defeat and says, "So this is my life."

THANKSGIVING DAY FOOTBALL

Thanksgiving Day Football is finally here;

So let’s bring out the popcorn and crack open

Turkey Bowl backyard football on Thanksgiving Day.
All the women are baking and cooking 'cause they don't care to play.
But

thanksgiving day screams and chants

thanksgiving day screams and chants

the teams are on the field we watch

and stand to