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Poetry: Life's funny little quirks

Cyrano de Bergerac as the saying go's

had a very very, very very, very large nose

but still he was a big big hit with all the little ladies

was it because he was tall or short

or was he was very fat

was he very smart in his head

that they all liked to pat

was he oh so very slow

or was he very nimble

no its was because his nose

was just a phallic symbol


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