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Cyrano de Bergerac as the saying go's
had a very very, very very, very large nose
but still he was a big big hit with all the little ladies
was it because he was tall or short
or was he was very fat
was he very smart in his head
that they all liked to pat
was he oh so very slow
or was he very nimble
no its was because his nose
was just a phallic symbol
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