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Hi folks, this is Walter Marks, and I want to talk to you for a moment about relief. How do you spell relief?

Are you feeling tired and rundown lately? Have events these days given your rose colored glasses the blues? Have the tire tracks of the world left skid marks across your back? Well, here's a diagnosis for you. You've got Separation Anxiety, a common ailment among conflicted Christians of this latter day. Characterized by indecision and despair over current events; Separation Anxiety is revealed by an inability to let go.

My friend, you need His Touch, the only proven relief for a troubled spirit, (This product is not endorsed by the AMA).

His Touch quickly moves to the center of delusion, the worldly mindset, providing release from self-awareness and the desire to: do your own thing and serve God too.

But how does it work, you ask?

His Touch is a divinely inspired release agent that acts quickly, utilizing a little known or used ingredient. Scientists call it reality, and it can be accessed by the mind's own conscience center. The key active ingredient in His Touch is God's patented Repent-All. It helps to restore reality; i.e. God is God, you are not.

His Touch uses techniques known to the ancients of time; a secret that has been lost in the changing landscape of the modern world and has now only recently been re-discovered by our own beloved Dr. Luke. When correctly applied, our technique is guaranteed to grant instant relief from the woes of Separation Anxiety.

Just listen to this genuine testimonial.

How do you do sir? I'm Walter Marks, spokesman for His Touch. What's your name?

My name is Noah and I'm over 600 years old.

Wow, that's incredible! To what do you attribute your longevity, Mr. Noah?

Well Walt, I guess it was about 300 years ago when I first tried His Touch. Me and the misses were just sitting around one morning watching the Flintrocks. Oh, such violence, you never seen. The Flintrocks were our neighbors. They lived just down the street. They invited us over for brontosaurus burgers all the time.

We liked them (the Flintrocks), but they just weren't right upstairs. Fred was always cussing and Wilma loved to gossip all the time. We were just conflicted people from consorting with those two characters. And don't even get me started on their cave drawings. We were ashamed of ourselves for even looking at such trash.

Not knowing where to turn next, I went up to a mountain top to pray. I Asked God for deliverance and He touched my heart.

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