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Article ToolsThere were two brothers that died together in an automobile accident. Each has the same strange request for their pastor, they wanted to be buried with a million dollars.
A few months after the funerals, the two pastors who presided over the ceremonies met each other for lunch.
The one pastor looked around to see if anyone was looking and asked the other, "That poor man that you berried a couple of months ago, did you really burry him with his million dollars?"
The other pastor said, "Heavens no! I know it was his wish, but the roof of the church needed repair, and there are many of the flock who were needy, one woman didn't have any insurance and I used part of the money for an operation that saved her life." He looked down at his lunch and asked, "What did you do with your brother?"
"I buried him with the money."
"You did?"
"That's right, I did. I wrote him a check."
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