by Captured Illusion

Created on: November 04, 2009   Last Updated: November 05, 2009

Facebook Farkle: Memoirs of an addict

After countless hours of geek cellar dwelling, I am no longer in denial. I am convinced Facebook's Farkle game application is evil.

This game is certainly a tool of Satan, designed to steal time from its victims. This Farkle "Original" application is a wolf in sheep's clothing; luring the innocent, blindly, into what appears to be random lots being cast by 6 computer generated dice.Don't let it fool you, this is nothing more than an evil ruse to stir anger, and rob peace from the unsuspecting players.

In Farkle, you will observe the obvious underdog, however skilled, or unskilled, miraculously come from behind with a combination of scores you seldom see from the beginning few rolls.Would it be by chance that one planted Farkle roll occurs, to one of the dueling victims, within these first couple rounds of the game?

The first player to reach 10,000 points or more is declared winner.

The winner often leaves the mark "gg" and quickly scurries to the tables to meet with the next opponent.Now the tables are located in the game room.Here you have two options.

You may choose to sit, and wait for someone to choose you as an opponent.

Or, depending on your level of addiction, maybe you can't wait for your next dose, so you quickly scan the room for your next victim.You play against dogs,creatures,freaks,and geeks,yes, I've encountered many, the choice's are vast.You actually see Facebook profile pictures of players identities as they desire to be seen.A melting pot of people, eagerly desiring one more game, just one more game, yes hooked on this evil drug they call Farkle. Oh, you need help.

If you seek out this game I must warn you, look for the signs. When that little chat box opens at the beginning of the game, the possessed will say hello with the evil signature of "gl"; be very afraid.

If you are a female, be very wary; in this realm, the men are not here for the game of Farkle; no, they have somehow fell under the trance of what I have come to know as the Dating Game spell.

This is the one place in the entire world where the men actually talk more than the women!

Thankfully, in Facebook, you must first acquire 10,000 chips on Farkle "Simple" version before you can be initiated into this evil Farkle "original" game application; plenty of time to reconsider.

If you are like me, an excitement junkie, I warned you.

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