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If you are like me, you love Eric Cartman from South Park, and have countless episodes on your mind that make you laugh when you think about them.

This is an article for Eric Cartman fans to reminisce about those moments of a fat evil 8 year old that we love so much.

One time, Eric conducts an experiment where he builds a society of "sea people" in the aquarium. For this he needs these little fish things, and some sperm. (Don't ask why, whole another story). He finally comes home with a ton of sperm and says that he got it from this homeless guy, and he says "and I didn't even had to pay for it! All I had to do was close my eyes and suck it out of a hose!"

It's funny when he says it.

Another time, Eric wants to go on Maury show as a problem child with his mom. He says "Maaaaammm. Can we go on the maury shoooooow?" Ofcourse they go, and he sees these teenegage girls being worst kidz then he is! So he dresses up like a slut with too much make-up on and a little mini skirt, and a little tank top that shows his belly. It's hillarious. Then on stage, he argues with this girl about who is more "outta control". He says, "Maury, I'm outta control! Whateva! Whateva!I do what I waaaunt!". These are not direct quotes, only as much as I remember them.

There are too many moments to remember, so here is a few quotes instead, that I got from South Park Studios Website.

"I'm not fat! I'm big boned!" or
"I'm not fat! I'm festivly plump.."

"C'mon I'll kick you in the nuts for it!"

"Screw you guys, I'm going home.."

"Respect my authoritaaaaa!"

"But maaaaaaam..... "

and so many more.. I love Eric Cartman.. the way he thinks Hitler is awesome, and hates Kyle and all his friends. So evil and plumb.. Haha... not that I agree with him politically.

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