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Poetry: Humorous poems for children

MY AUNT LOUISE

I once had an Aunt Louise

Whose asthma made her wheeze

When she'd wheeze

She'd start to sneeze

All this would make her cry

She'd frown and wonder why

Then spend the whole day through

With a wheeze, achoo, boo-hoo

She'd end up on her knees

Weakened by her wheeze

Which always made her sneeze

Poor, poor, Aunt Louise

She hates this old disease

Of that I do not tease

I kid you not, it's true

Wheeze, achoo, boo-hoo

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