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Our ever-humorous President is on the prowl again; does this man ever sleep? I am pretty sure that he has cloned himself at least 21 times and his clones are out doing President Stuff, while he sits in the Oval Office with his nicotine patches and practicing his smiley and seriously concerned faces in the mirror.

You might guess that I really don't like him as a president or anything else - mainly this is because I do not like lawyers, salesmen or politicians - it is nothing personal; he seems to be a combination of all three and is very talented in those areas, more so than most. He has spouted the word "Change" so often that I am sure he has tripled the disposable diaper business. How is that for an economic boost?

I know, unemployment is at an all-time high, but wait; Barack's smiley face will be on Jay Leno tonight and laughter is what makes the world go around. After appearing on Jay Leno, he is off to discuss politics with the second graders in Houston - well, maybe New Mexico. Texas still has a ban on the presidential newbie. After that, he will fly to California, shake hands with Arnold and view whatever fire, flood, earthquake happened just minutes before he arrived and give California a rebuild grant of $20 million and some small change. He will fly back to Washington in the nick of time to take Michelle on her weekly honeymoon escapade to McDonald's and then will take a walk through the local park shaking hands with pretend people because the security will not let real people near them, and with good reason. The real people are diseased; this is why we need the medical plan the Democrats are pushing.

So now that He has been President for all of 48 hours, I can hardly wait until the Second 48. I am sure that even the clones will have to sleep eventually; but I imagine the White House is more fun now than it was during the last administration. With all those clones, every time you turn a corner in the hallway, you are greeted by another President Obama being guarded by 22 security officers. Twenty clones plus the real Barack each being guarded by 22 security officers and having their own set of nicotine patches and mirrors, is another boost for the failing economy. I sure hope some of it trickles down out west; my baby needs her diaper changed.

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