by Doug Burrell

Created on: October 30, 2009

A Beach Boys Halloween: Featuring Brian Wilson, Al Jardine, Mike Love, Dennis Wilson, Bruce Johnston and Carl Wilson of The Beach Boys!

On Halloween day, Brian, Carl and Dennis picked out their costumes in
preparation for a long night of "trick-or-treating." Brian wore horns
and carried a pitchfork.

"You must be the devil," said Carl.

"No, I'm Mike Love's attorney!" laughed Brian.

"Ha, good one," said Dennis, who was dressed as a baby.

"Who are you supposed to be?" Brian asked him.

"I'm one of Mike's illegitimate children," Dennis explained.

They all had a good laugh. Carl had on a skull cap and a clothes pin on
his nose.

"Let me guess," said Brian, "you're Mike Love."

"That's right!" said Carl, and they all laughed some more.

Just then, Al came in. "Hey, Mike, what's your attorney and bastard
child doing here?" The laughs just kept on coming.

The boys goofed on Mike for a few more minutes before they left to go
trick-or-treating. Little did they realize, though, that Mike was in the
next room listening to all that was being said. He made a vow right
then, "As sure as I wrote "Good Vibrations", I'll get my revenge on them
Wilson boys tonight!"

But, for Mike's plan to work, he needed the help of his most
trusted...and only trusted...friend, Bruce Johnston. "Bruce, where are
you!" Mike called out.

"I'm right here, Mike," answered Bruce, "who did you think was giving
you a massage?"

"Never mind that right now, Bruce," said Mike. "I need you to help me
get even with Brian, Dennis and Carl."

"Anything you say, boss," said Bruce.

So, while the Wilsons were out collecting candy from all the houses in
the neighborhood, Mike and Bruce were scheming to get back at them.

"First thing we gotta do is get each of them alone," said Mike.

"How are we gonna do that?" asked Bruce.

"Simple," said Mike, "Just do as I say."

Mike gave Bruce a cheerleader's outfit and a wig. "Aw c'mon, Mike, you
always make me wear this," complained Bruce.

"Shut up, Bruce. It's for a different reason this time. When we see
Dennis, whistle at him. Since it's dark, he'll think you're a girl and
he'll follow you. Then, you can lead him right into my trap."

So, Bruce put on the outfit and went out to find Dennis. When he saw
him, he whistled, and sure enough, Dennis followed him. Bruce led him to
a dark alley where Mike was waiting. Dennis called out to his smitten
cheerleader.

"Hey baby, wanna ride in my 'woody'", he said. Just then, Mike came out
of nowhere and clobbered Dennis

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