OVER WHELMED HUSBAND

Please try understanding my new wife
this isn't a way to start our life
moving in first was your complaining

Waist too wide,

Not tall enough,

Hair not blond enough,

Eyes the wrong color,

And a nose that wasn't perfect enough.

How

When I walk through a tunnel of darkness
Two tiny sparks follow me
I know in my heart
these two lights are part
of what's keeping

Looking For The Fun In Life ...

I always try to look for the fun things in life every day.

Life should not

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