"O"
Who's on the cover of "O" magazine-
"O"-who can it be?
"O"-my God, it's Oprah
(Or some facsimile)
She's really looking good this month...
My, isn't she a hottie?!
Oprah, have you lost more weight?
(It's her head on Tyra's body!)
It's time to turn the cover,
Bathe in her afterglow,
Be absorbed in all things Oprah
(That I didn't want to know!)
Like Oprah's favorite recipes,
And Oprah's favorite books,
And Oprah's favorite liberals
(And lots of other schnooks!)
So, why so down on Oprah?
You're thinking-"C-mon, tell us!"
She's not worth THAT kind of money!
(Well, truth is that I'm jealous)
I should have MY own talk show!
And a monthly magazine!
If I only had some talent...
(I'd have me lots of green)