by T.C Leonard

Created on: October 15, 2009

"O"

Who's on the cover of "O" magazine-

"O"-who can it be?

"O"-my God, it's Oprah

(Or some facsimile)

She's really looking good this month...

My, isn't she a hottie?!

Oprah, have you lost more weight?

(It's her head on Tyra's body!)

It's time to turn the cover,

Bathe in her afterglow,

Be absorbed in all things Oprah

(That I didn't want to know!)

Like Oprah's favorite recipes,

And Oprah's favorite books,

And Oprah's favorite liberals

(And lots of other schnooks!)

So, why so down on Oprah?

You're thinking-"C-mon, tell us!"

She's not worth THAT kind of money!

(Well, truth is that I'm jealous)

I should have MY own talk show!

And a monthly magazine!

If I only had some talent...

(I'd have me lots of green)

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