by Gary C. Gibson

Created on: October 13, 2009   Last Updated: December 04, 2009

Theories of special, hidden individuals have existed in the hidden mystic realms of Wall Street claves when the moon is cold and shinning through twilight. A special awe as the cloud of financial unknowing descends upon us, when a special case of wonder at Vitalization and slipping of cash into realms of darkness takes another half trillion to the underworld hall of the mountain kings. It is at such moments in history that we know it doesn't get any better then this. A voter hopes for the crystal children would be released from the cave where Fido the Orphic dwarfs has piped them aboard like a plague of rats. The purity of those under thirty has taught us to distrust those over thirty bearing gifts in wooden horses in the age of The Iron Buffalo Band. The crystal politician must be somewhere like a Barbarossa awaiting rebirth from a special undisclosed location below the dark and mysteriously polluted waters of Lake Ponchartrain. The song of the crystal politician without a visible spark of I.Q. will return to the Oval Office we know.

The detail with which they are described and the quality and number of their super-human capabilities is what essentially distinguishes them. American television watchers would rather watch super-heroes than reports that the environment and economy are significantly improving I think-so they invest in silly super-natural folklore. Such is the story of the crystal children that receive radio and television broadcasts by 'tuning in'. I have thus provided an archetypal intercept of such a fiction story...

'On the Earth aliens have for some time had control of the United States Government intentionally running up bad debt by the trillions. These reports reach my desk occasionally here at Hicsompack Galactic Investigations. Now don't get me wrong, we have many bad arms of the Galaxy-its not just humans that are pulverized into pumice. I nevertheless have disdain for getting involved with Earthside inquiries being a diamond dude myself.

The center of the Galaxy became the habitation zone for the better-than-diamond advanced crystal structure nearly a billion years ago. We store quantum information much better than soft carbon based life forms. Synthetic crystals have more than the natural seven lattices and two-hundred thirty eight shapes to choose from. We are loaded and yet still fast thinking with q-bit terra-flop processing.

So what of the Earthside disaster of the rumor of crystal children? It was nothing but Vinnie the Facet

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